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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 January 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1895
  • Number of comments : 112
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About liveloveandownit : My FML's are too dark to pass the moderators.

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52114) - you deserved it (8132)

On 01/18/2010 at 3:26pm - misc - by Jon (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88497) - you deserved it (14743)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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