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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4016
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20285) - you deserved it (66295)

On 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by schmoodles - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32226) - you deserved it (10535)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm - intimacy - by brighteyes - United States (Pennsylvania)



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