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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 12 December 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4592
  • Number of comments : 203
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Visits<b>28actress</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 6:31am<b>zoza7oss</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 9:18pm<b>Rimsc</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 7:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 7:18pm<b>iMuffinKat</b> - the 03/20/2016 at 1:49am<b>saskuni</b> - the 02/10/2016 at 7:42am<b>Aukrenchi</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 1:49am<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 9:33am<b>UnidentifiedFun</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 6:21pm<b>redstone7693</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 11:47pm<b>Fandomtaco</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 8:26pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 4:07pm<b>whycantisignup</b> - the 07/02/2015 at 4:43am<b>emmalo</b> - the 06/10/2015 at 10:47am<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 05/31/2015 at 4:09pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 05/28/2015 at 4:17pm<b>Skyzeri</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:56pm<b>sandormatyi</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 2:20pm

Fucked!<b>Rimsc</b> - the 08/09/2016 at 1:50am<b>Fandomtaco</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 2:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 8:25pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 10:07pm

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littlexlion's favorite FMLs

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

by schmoodles / 05/06/2009 at 8:20pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

by jilted / 03/21/2009 at 3:15am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

by RC3Welly / 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

Today, I tried to befriend the lonely boy who sits at the end of my table at lunch. He always sleeps or does homework during lunch. I walked over to him, tripped, and spilled my open bottle of water on his jeans. I apologized profusely and wiped off his pants with napkins. He got hard. FML

by brighteyes / 01/31/2009 at 12:01pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy