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Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

#18208343
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23023) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

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On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was at a shooting range with my father. The target was a creepy poster of a man. My father said, "This one is for your boyfriend." Perfect groin shot. FML

#18057000
100 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 7:08pm - love - by Mrs. Terrified - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I saw a man dancing to a Britney Spears song in his Volkswagen Beetle. I started laughing hysterically until he got out. He was huge. I was stuck in traffic. FML

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122 comments

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On 10/06/2011 at 1:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML

#17718767
349 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
141 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I managed to get locked inside a caravan toilet. My relatives heard me having a panic attack and instead of unlocking the door, they called the neighbours over to enjoy my anguish and embarrassment. FML

#17627414
58 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:34am - misc - by RhuLynette - United Kingdom

Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML

#17620224
159 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

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129 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML

#17406702
112 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 12:03pm - work - by allinicolesmh - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my clothes off in front of my girlfriend for the first time. She made a weird face for a moment, then burst into laughter. She couldn't stop laughing, no matter how hard she tried. FML

#17398167
155 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 3:43pm - intimacy - by Eddie (man) - Israel (HaMerkaz)

Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML

#17283152
226 comments

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On 07/28/2011 at 1:39am - kids - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex in the janitor's closet of the pet store where I work. We were really getting into it when we were rudely interrupted by dozens of salamanders crawling up our legs. I had forgotten to lock the cage before we started. FML

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168 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (West Virginia)



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