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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 439
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About lisapoes : i am a transsexual. i have sex with strange people to get some cheese.

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Today, I was sitting in my room while my mom was talking to my uncle. I had my door open. She said "Yeah my son doesn't know I have his phone password. Girls nowadays are real sluts." FML

#18051184
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27110) - you deserved it (7963)

On 10/23/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

#18048411
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14969) - you deserved it (46478)

On 10/22/2011 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11256) - you deserved it (38059)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, I found out the hard way that everyone in my dorm knows I watch My Little Pony. FML

#18047257
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11256) - you deserved it (38059)

On 10/22/2011 at 4:25pm - work - by Brony - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad took my phone away. This would be fine if I was 14. I'm 22 and pay for all of my own bills. FML

#17977138
97 comments

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On 10/13/2011 at 7:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "weighing my testicles, you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer". I'm a girl. FML

#17950170
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (2606)

On 10/10/2011 at 4:29am - health - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, I discovered a tick on my penis. After a long battle, he finally let go. Four hours later I'm in the hospital. My penis is twice the normal size. I may have won the battle but lost the war. FML

#16639445
449 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48197) - you deserved it (5572)

On 06/13/2011 at 2:25am - intimacy - by John jacob - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

#16638777
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27383) - you deserved it (4293)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, on my way home from work, I decided to bring my pregnant wife a bouquet of roses to surprise her. Her response? "Why didn't you get me something useful, like chicken wings, instead?" FML

#16583514
267 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 7:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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