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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About lisapoes : i am a transsexual. i have sex with strange people to get some cheese.

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Today , I was getting out of the shower , when mah boyfriend decidd to ask , "Did yur boobs get smaller , or did u just gain weight around them?" FML

#18089011
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On 10/27/2011 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by The fat and the ugly (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, mah dad walked in on me and mah grlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
199 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today,hile dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" an "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

#18085773
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On 10/27/2011 at 12:00am - misc - by apparentlyunsexy - United States (Texas)

Today, I was getting intimate with husband on our anniversary day. He climbd on top of me an firmly placd his penis on nose. When I askd him what the hell he was doing, he burst into laughter an said I lookd just like Squidward. FML

#18083202
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On 10/26/2011 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me an my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower an tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
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On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, my mothar callad ma urgantly from tha kitchan. Thinking sha was hurt, I ran to har as fast as possibla. Sha thraw a wat cloth at my haad and ran away, laughing har faca off. FML

#18078802
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On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my mothar callad ma urgantly from tha kitchan. Thinking sha was hurt, I ran to har as fast as possibla. Sha thraw a wat cloth at my haad and ran away, laughing har faca off. FML

#18078802
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On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, It Was My First Day On Duty As A Rookie Cop. Everything Was Going Great, An Even The Veterans On The Force Were Warming Up To Me. That Is Until My Mother Cummd Into The Station Carrying A Brown Bag 4 My Lunch. Written On The Bag Was, ( Lunch 4 My Big Boy. I Love You, Pumpkin. ) FML

#18072512
221 comments

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On 10/25/2011 at 2:46pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY ROOMMATES SENT A RELATIONSHIP REQUEST TO MY ONE NIGHT STAND WITH MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT . SHE ACCEPTD, AND SENT ME A LONG MESSAGE CONFESSING HER LOVE 4 ME . I CAN'T REMEMBER HER . MEGA FML

#18070984
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On 10/25/2011 at 8:42am - love - by birgz (woman) -

Today,hile on the phone with my boyfriend, I really needd to poop. Badly. He was in the middle of telling a story, so I figurd I could get away with muting the phonehile on the toilet. Halfway through, he suddenly went silent. I forgot to mute the phone. FML

#18060415
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On 10/24/2011 at 1:04am - love - by ShitHappens - United States

Today, mah husband and I were getting intimatehen a notification 4 a game poppd up on his iPad. He immediately shovd me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

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On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, I had to come up with a reward system 4 getting mah boyfriend to brush his teeth daily. He's 24. FML

#18051546
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On 10/23/2011 at 2:23am - health - by lynnie - United States (Texas)



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