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Today, I met my biological mother for the first time. She stole my wallet. FML
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On 07/19/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by thanksmom (woman) - United States
Today, I got bitch-slapped by a walrus at Sea Life Park. FML
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On 07/13/2010 at 12:34am - misc - by Betchsadface - United States
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML
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On 03/09/2010 at 9:07pm - misc - by Al (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
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On 02/22/2010 at 6:28am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML
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On 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm - animals - by zzdug (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 1:29pm - love - by cherrycokeee - Sent from mobile version
Today, my 4 year old son thought it was funny to put money in the shredder. He stuck over 500 dollars in it. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 5:47am - money - by Maxwell - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML
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On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore
Today, I fell asleep after finishing my exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing my face on the desk. Everyone laughed. FML
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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML
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On 01/18/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by Adrian16 (man) - Norway (Vestfold)
Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML
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On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was rejected for a job I really wanted, they said I didn't have enough experience. I designed the systems they are implementing. FML
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Today, I realized that I have been playing a little too much Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. I realized this when I was watching a youtube video and there was someone walking in the background who I impulsively tried to gun down and kill by moving my mouse over him and clicking repeatedly. FML
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On 01/02/2010 at 1:17am - misc - by Laughluv (man) - United States (California)
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