About Lionqueen1400
I'm just an average, weird kid who likes to hear how fucked up some other people's lives are. And I love cats.
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Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

By interphaseprophasemetaphase - / Wednesday 4 September 2013 11:18 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML

By fartz - / Saturday 31 August 2013 06:04 / United States

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

By charlieg9 - / Friday 30 August 2013 12:33 / United States - East Meadow

Today, I brought my Japanese girlfriend home for dinner with my family for the first time. They all got drunk and made heaps of racist jokes right in front of us. My dad forgot her name and started calling her "Rice Ball" instead. FML

By Thanks everyone - / Wednesday 28 August 2013 22:35 / Australia - Gaythorne

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

By Embarrassed - / Thursday 22 August 2013 04:40 / United States - Gloucester