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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3613
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About lionqueen1400 : I'm just an average, weird kid who likes to hear how fucked up some other people's lives are. And I love cats.

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Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML

#19144925
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (39383)

On 02/23/2012 at 8:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I showed off my new tattoo to my friends. Too bad it says "Walk Earless" now instead of "Walk Fearless." That's right, I'm now supporting Van Gogh. FML

#18997714
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12752) - you deserved it (26632)

On 02/05/2012 at 12:54am - misc - by inked - United States (Alabama)

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21543) - you deserved it (9645)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31676) - you deserved it (6847)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML

#18577154
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30626) - you deserved it (3170)

On 12/22/2011 at 3:09am - love - by Jean - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, my boyfriend left me for my neighbor. Her name is Hope. She'd better "hope" I don't take a dump in her yard. FML

#18471784
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25216) - you deserved it (14648)

On 12/09/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by queenlatifa101bebe (woman) - United States

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35555) - you deserved it (6051)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34341) - you deserved it (6024)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

#18139418
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29277) - you deserved it (5156)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

#18112620
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23677) - you deserved it (15445)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:15pm - misc - by yum yogurt - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I had a science test. A question asked, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-hearted, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, and gave me detention for insulting her intelligence. FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24597) - you deserved it (15039)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27466) - you deserved it (3902)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter wouldn't stop yapping on about not being able to register on the new Harry Potter website. The amount of whiny jibber-jabber emanating from her cake-hole made me want to boot her from our family tree, and I had to resort to booze to wash the pain away. I'm a terrible parent. FML

#17365411
428 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13868) - you deserved it (56865)

On 08/04/2011 at 9:41am - kids - by makeitstop (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37955) - you deserved it (4685)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a bunch of guys at work chased me down a corridor with a Febreze spray for smelling like I'd been "sleeping in a hollowed-out horse's carcass" and having "the personal hygiene of a billy goat." FML

#17283766
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9163) - you deserved it (51230)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:15am - work - by Champion the wonder horse - United States



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