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lionqueen1400
  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 August 1995 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 2010
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About lionqueen1400 : I'm just an average, weird kid who likes to hear how fucked up some other people's lives are. And I love cats.

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Today, I am a Frenchie who's been in England for two months. While wanting to say to my technician that my manager made me groan during our meeting, I said that he made me moan. Now he keeps looking at me with a grin on his face. FML

#546
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I agree, your life sucks (11201) - you deserved it (2206)

On 12/18/2008 at 11:30am - misc - by ladyhead - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Hull)

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

#301
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On 11/13/2008 at 11:16pm - kids - by mimo - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
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I agree, your life sucks (45801) - you deserved it (4205)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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