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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 October 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About linyah : i am a geek, will always be a geek, and if you dislike it well bite me. I don't care what you think. I am also a marvel fan and loove captian america

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Today.. . I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party an I didn't get up to change seats . Apparently.. . it means I subconsciously lyk the guy who sat down . FML

#20919316
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42050) - you deserved it (3755)

On 10/13/2013 at 8:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today , My Parents Favoritism Towards My Brother Really Shone Through When We Moved House An He Got The Nicest An By Far Biggest Room. I Wouldn't Mind , But My Brother Is In College Overseas An Never Comes Home. FML

#20905397
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43994) - you deserved it (2392)

On 10/02/2013 at 11:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (24034)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work , when mah pen rolled off and onto the floor . As soon as I bent down to pick it up , a nereby co-worker , who's always hated me , accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him . He actually followed up by reporting me to HR . FML

#20830800
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41930) - you deserved it (2687)

On 08/10/2013 at 2:41pm - work - by his word vs mine = me suspended (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

Yesterday , I Found Shit On Mah Windshield. I'm Not Sure If It Is Human Or Animal , But It Was Conveniently Smereed All Over An Even More Was Placed Under Mah Wipers Just In Case I Used Them To Clean It Up. This Isn't The First Time , An I Have No Ideaho I Could Have Pissed Off. FML

#20694826
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48576) - you deserved it (4107)

On 05/30/2013 at 5:41am - misc - by windshitwipers (man) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, MY SISTER WAS CRYING TO ME ABOUT HOW HER BOYFRIEND NEVER SHOWD UP FOR THERE DATE. HE'S DONE THIS MANY TIMES BEFORE, SO I SUGGESTD THE FACT THAT MAYBE HE'D JUST DITCHD HER. SHE SAID THAT WAS RIDICULOUS, BECAUSE "HE'S CANADIAN" AN ACCORDING TO HER, "THEY DON'T LIE." REAL FML

#20621115
150 comments

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On 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

TODAY, AFTAR I AD CANGAD MY NUMBAR TO GAT AWAY FROM MY ABUSIVA AX, MY MOM DACIDAD TO GIVA IM MY NAW ONA. SA INSISTS TAT I NAAD TO GIVA IM ANOTAR CANCA. FML

#20556707
167 comments

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On 03/23/2013 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Taday my boyfriend and I got into a seriou argument and he stormd out looool of the house mad. Why? I wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of his knob. FML

#20553362
136 comments

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On 03/21/2013 at 6:01am - intimacy - by meeee (woman) - United States

TODAY... I FILLD OUT AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB AT DAIRY QUEEN. I HANDD MAH APPLICATION TO THE MANAGER ALONG WITH MAH RÉSUMÉ... AND HE SAID HE'D BE IN CONTACT WITH ME. NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTE AFTER I LEFT... A FRIEND WHO WORKS THERE SENT ME A PICTURE OF MAH CRUMPLD-UP APPLICATION IN THE TRASH. FML

#20526818
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (2406)

On 03/01/2013 at 10:52am - work - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

TODAY... I FILLD OUT AN APPLICATION FOR A JOB AT DAIRY QUEEN. I HANDD MAH APPLICATION TO THE MANAGER ALONG WITH MAH RÉSUMÉ... AND HE SAID HE'D BE IN CONTACT WITH ME. NOT EVEN FIVE MINUTE AFTER I LEFT... A FRIEND WHO WORKS THERE SENT ME A PICTURE OF MAH CRUMPLD-UP APPLICATION IN THE TRASH. FML

#20526818
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32965) - you deserved it (2406)

On 03/01/2013 at 10:52am - work - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I racaivad a call from my futura sistar in-law, talling ma that sha and har futura husband had dacidad to hold thara wadding caramony on my birthday. I was told not to calabrata my birthday, as it would "taka away tha attantion to tha trua maaning of tha day." FML

Today, my sister askd me if I was going to be getting marrid "for real" this time, cuz she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is cuz she slept with my fiancé. mega FML

#19797334
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44729) - you deserved it (2131)

On 06/16/2012 at 3:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was sitting in mah school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML

#19285131
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27003) - you deserved it (6896)

On 03/15/2012 at 9:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30625) - you deserved it (18855)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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