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Today, my parents yelled at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on my test. They took my phone, unplugged my internet, and took my car keys. They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them, "It was out of 50". It actually was. FML


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On 05/29/2013 at 3:31am - misc - by :) - United States

Today, while at the store with my mom and baby brother, a guy started to talk to me. Just as he went to give me his number, my mom handed me my brother and said, "Here's your son, your AA meeting's in an hour, let's go." FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, it was my first day being a full-time paramedic. I was shot in the arm. FML


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On 01/19/2012 at 12:44am - work - by bad luck? - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML


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