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Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
by meunluckycharms / 09/14/2015 at 3:54pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I showed my son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughed, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish my sperm had a warranty. FML
by 3722145 / 01/30/2015 at 7:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Kids
by merrr / 01/20/2014 at 3:34pm / Canada / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML
by Anonymous / 09/07/2009 at 10:25am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
by Noname / 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love
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