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About linds3y : Lindsey. 21. Victoria's Secret Associate.
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Taday I showd son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughd, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish sperm had a warranty. FML
Today, I was at a party wit my boyfriend. Tere were some tents set up out te back so we decided to go in one. Wen we came out we got wierd looks. It turns out my friend ad turned on some ligts biend te tent, sowing a uge silouette of me giving ead. FML
Friday 27 March 2015