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  • Title : Madam
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About linds3y : My name is Lindsey, I'm 19, and I'm a nursing student :). I love my pets (2 cats, 1 dog, lots of fishies), my family, and my wonderfuuulll boyfriend. I'm a nerd. I love school, I love to read, and MTG ;) I also love thought provoking movies, art, flowers and herbs, trippy music, astrology, astronomy, and awesome tattoos.

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Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend. There were some tents set up out the back so we decided to go in one. When we came out we got weird looks. It turns out my friend had turned on some lights behind the tent, showing a huge silhouette of me giving head. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7128) - you deserved it (24303)

On 09/07/2009 at 10:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37813) - you deserved it (6398)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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