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by caseyl / 04/15/2015 at 9:42am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML
by boudinette / 04/15/2015 at 6:14am / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Miscellaneous
by mommylife / 04/15/2015 at 12:17am / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, I decided to be healthy and make a fresh juice out of carrots and apples. Apparently, something had gone bad and now my asshole feels like a bomb just went off inside it. Good start to a healthy lifestyle. FML
by howaboutthemcarrots / 04/14/2015 at 11:08am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Health
Today, my son invited me to his first standup comedy gig. I accepted, only to later suffer through an hour of the worst jokes I've heard in my entire life. It was so bad, he made Dane Cook look like a comic genius, and I had to resist heckling him. Hours later, I still feel vaguely suicidal. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 11:23am / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Kids
by yupthissucks / 04/13/2015 at 5:00am / United States (Georgia) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 9:56pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 4:57pm / United States (Washington) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm / United States (Vermont) / Money
Today, I went on a blind date at a restaurant. While looking at the menu, my date said "Who even likes kweetch? Gross." When I realized she was trying to say "quiche", I corrected her. That pissed her off. Now I'm at home, alone, trying to decide which hand is going to keep me company tonight. FML
by left, I guess / 04/12/2015 at 1:00pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
by anon / 04/12/2015 at 6:33am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
by dickhead / 04/10/2015 at 6:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Crazy cat lady / 04/10/2015 at 11:20am / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
by lovinlife028 / 04/10/2015 at 11:08am / United States (Tennessee) / Animals
by :O / 04/05/2015 at 6:19pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Animals
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