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by bloody hell / 06/04/2015 at 1:59am / Philippines (Rizal) / Miscellaneous
Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML
by iGagged / 06/01/2015 at 8:22am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Work
by somebody / 05/31/2015 at 11:37pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my hateful mother-in-law showed up unexpectedly. I faked taking a phone call so the bitter old hag would leave me alone. She then pulled out her phone, called my number, and glared at me as my phone rang against my ear. FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2015 at 12:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/29/2015 at 11:07pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by explosivepeach / 05/29/2015 at 9:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health
Today, I had a call to the rodent rescue I run. They wanted to know if we had any mice for adoption and how much they cost. I told them that we had over 30 mice, and that we don't charge but do take donations. They said, "That's fantastic! I've been struggling to find snake food that isn't frozen!" FML
by bekkylove22 / 05/27/2015 at 4:45am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Animals
Today, I got hit on by an attractive young doctor. After talking for a while we realized that we recognized each other but couldn't figure out how. Then he remembered. He was the one who'd delivered my 10 1/2 lb baby 7 months ago. I stood out because my vag tore worse than anything he'd ever seen. FML
by mobigomo / 05/27/2015 at 2:48am / United States (Washington) / Health
Today, I woke up in my living room after having a party. I then realized my fish tank with many different species was missing from its usual spot. After searching for a few minutes, I finally found it in the freezer. FML
by Anonymous / 05/25/2015 at 12:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I bought my first vibrator. I was really excited, until my crippling OCD kicked in, forcing me to turn it on and off seven times in rapid succession, causing it to give off a cracking sound and stop working. Now I'm sad. FML
by Anonymous / 05/19/2015 at 10:01am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Swabidizop / 05/18/2015 at 4:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by yif2 / 05/16/2015 at 7:47am / United States / Animals
by nazirah4shizzle / 05/15/2015 at 3:54pm / United States / Intimacy
by cricketsins / 05/14/2015 at 1:11am / United States / Animals
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