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Today, I went on a Segway tour in Budapest. The Segways have an automatic speed limiter, and to release it and get back to normal speed, you have to brake. Unfortunately, I forgot my speed limiter was on and so, while trying to brake, I instead returned to normal speed and crashed into a tree. FML
by infrontofninepeople / 06/30/2015 at 4:31pm / Hungary (Budapest) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/30/2015 at 3:51am / United States (Minnesota) / Love
Today, after my daughter told half her class about my retainer, I advised her to keep mummy's personal details personal. Now she responds, "I'm not supposed to tell" to any question regarding our home life. Thus far, I've received six very concerned calls. FML
by Anonymous / 06/28/2015 at 1:13am / United States (New York) / Kids
by thatguy8878 / 06/26/2015 at 4:41pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
Today, our outgoing boss told us about guy who's replacing him, saying he's very nice but very anal about things. Without thinking, I shrugged and said "Anal's not bad." Now everyone's calling me Anal-Girl. FML
by very analytical / 06/26/2015 at 3:56pm / United States (Kentucky) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/26/2015 at 1:42pm / Zambia / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML
by mytoehurts / 06/26/2015 at 9:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by wtfkasey / 06/25/2015 at 1:30am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by Ain't going nowhere / 06/24/2015 at 2:49pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by zaynemaliksvagina / 06/24/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Wonderful_0 / 06/23/2015 at 1:58pm / United Kingdom (Luton) / Animals
by cAPITOLpORN / 06/23/2015 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (Havering) / Miscellaneous
by UkuleleTime / 06/23/2015 at 4:07am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the ER for extremely heavy bleeding related to my IUD birth control. They decided the best thing to do was remove it. An exam, two ultrasounds, and three x-rays later, the doctor comes back to tell me what's going on. Yeah, they can't find it. FML
by deku / 06/22/2015 at 6:34pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I went to my girlfriend's parents' house for lunch. I ended up in the bathroom constipated and remembered reading it's easier to "go" if you are squatting. My girlfriend's dad walked in on me perched on the toilet like an owl. FML
by oh no / 06/22/2015 at 4:58pm / United States (California) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill… Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to… Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to…