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lindora

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12317
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lindora : I live in an igloo. Jealous, eh?I also play rugby, sing, and I suck at video games.

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lindora's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

#21442630
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25355) - you deserved it (4686)

On 07/16/2015 at 3:22pm - misc - by Boneo and Juliet - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my grandpa still receives more mail than me. He's been dead for three years. FML

#21442079
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25430) - you deserved it (2475)

On 07/15/2015 at 2:06pm - misc - by lesousterre - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on a roller coaster behind a boy who vomited in front of me as the cart shot down. It splattered all over my arm, and a little on my cheek. FML

#21440980
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27292) - you deserved it (2096)

On 07/13/2015 at 11:10am - misc - by carl_carl_ - United States (Kansas)

Today, I realised that my boyfriend gets a boner every time I cry. FML

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

#21439620
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29323) - you deserved it (2977)

On 07/10/2015 at 3:54pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to several young children why asking the new blind girl to play hide and seek with them is inappropriate. FML

#21439546
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (2537)

On 07/10/2015 at 12:52pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

#21438468
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18871) - you deserved it (16934)

On 07/08/2015 at 11:16am - health - by Jack Shart Jr. (man) - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom died when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered "Women drivers." FML

Today, my friend and I went to a club. She said I look hilarious when I dance drunk. I was completely sober. FML

#21436510
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (3344)

On 07/04/2015 at 9:48pm - misc - by Bad Dancer - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got hit in the face by a ping-pong ball. It hit me so hard, it burst a big zit on impact. FML

#21436170
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24527) - you deserved it (3078)

On 07/04/2015 at 2:25am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML

#21435969
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30097) - you deserved it (2087)

On 07/03/2015 at 5:29pm - intimacy - by but cum to think of it... (man) -

Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML

#21435904
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26473) - you deserved it (2537)

On 07/03/2015 at 3:02pm - misc - by Rusty (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML

#21435419
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36422) - you deserved it (1741)

On 07/02/2015 at 2:59pm - misc - by Deaf - United States (California)

Today, my mother-in-law started chasing my kids around her house to make them smell her freshly-washed underwear. They were thongs. FML

#21435026
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24103) - you deserved it (1610)

On 07/01/2015 at 7:38pm - misc - by bleachingmykidsbrains - Canada (Quebec)

Today, a dog bit me on the bus. Instead of apologising, its owner said it was my fault because my hands "must smell of meat". I'm a vegetarian. FML



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