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by cryface / 02/06/2014 at 11:48pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML
by AnonymousQuagga / 02/06/2014 at 10:07pm / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
by sashimi9999 / 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/06/2014 at 6:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by a2 / 02/06/2014 at 1:57am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
Today, on the eighth day of my diet, I met up with my study group. Everyone was snacking on junk food while I stuck to carrots. Someone put a Snickers bar on the table. "God, I want you," I thought. Turns out I was thinking out loud. The guy next to me inched his chair away. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2014 at 8:03pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, while at a funeral for a distant family member, I was giving my condolences to the family. When one of them asked how I was doing, I replied with, "I'm still alive!", which is one of my standard responses due to being a cashier and being asked that question a hundred times a day. FML
by Merith2004 / 02/04/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I dreamed that Robert Downey Jr. kept flirting with me and asking me out. Each time, I refused him, because I'm taken. When I proudly told my boyfriend, he said, "What the hell? I could've kissed the mouth that kissed the Iron Man!" FML
by Can't Believe It. / 02/03/2014 at 3:11pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by mylifesucks / 01/31/2014 at 6:50pm / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/28/2014 at 2:43pm / United States (New York) / Health
Today, at work teaching a cooking class, one of the kids asked if they could use a knife to help me chop vegetables. I said no, because it was very sharp and only staff members are allowed to use them. Just as I said that, the knife sliced through the tip of my thumb. FML
by just the tip, though / 01/28/2014 at 12:06pm / United States (Georgia) / Health
by shanannygians07 / 01/26/2014 at 1:46am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/25/2014 at 7:33pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by SirDirtyRedD / 01/24/2014 at 8:03pm / Iceland (Gullbringusysla) / Kids
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted…