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lindora

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  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 March 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 12346
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About lindora : I live in an igloo. Jealous, eh?I also play rugby, sing, and I suck at video games.

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lindora's favorite FMLs

Today, at Subway, the pretty girl serving made me so nervous by that I forgot what cucumbers were called. FML

#21454765
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21426) - you deserved it (3420)

On 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm - misc - by it's awkward - United States (California)

Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML

#21453630
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23051) - you deserved it (2998)

On 08/08/2015 at 9:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I fed my 4ft python a live rat for the first time. He now has a new friend he won't let me near. FML

Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML

#21452906
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26585) - you deserved it (2229)

On 08/06/2015 at 8:29pm - work - by Chesty Larue - United States

Today, I discovered that I am just tall enough and my hair is just long enough, to get caught in the ceiling fan if I flip it over to dry it. FML

#21452688
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (2622)

On 08/06/2015 at 11:18am - misc - by Lilo4life - United States (California)

Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML

#21452616
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23196) - you deserved it (1884)

On 08/06/2015 at 4:33am - health - by ithinkimturningjapanese - United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East)

Today, I learnt the meaning of the phrase "ménage à trois". I had always thought it was synonymous with "fiasco" and have used it several times in essays. FML

Today, I went over to talk to my boss. I must have snuck up on her because she was masturbating through her pants. She stopped and I had to chat away, pretending I didn't notice. FML

#21452257
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26076) - you deserved it (2194)

On 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML

#21452187
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24860) - you deserved it (4690)

On 08/05/2015 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

#21451832
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25051) - you deserved it (1913)

On 08/04/2015 at 4:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found out what mouse intestines squashed against my bare feet feels like. FML

#21451813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25055) - you deserved it (2518)

On 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm - animals - by whydoihavecats - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML

#21451556
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24331) - you deserved it (1686)

On 08/03/2015 at 10:48pm - work - by eventer1919 (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at a bar. When asked if I wanted a refill of my coffee, I said yes, and moved the cup from my lap to the counter. As I did this, the waitress spilled hot coffee right into my crotch. FML

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

#21451285
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27238) - you deserved it (14502)

On 08/03/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML

#21450341
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25195) - you deserved it (6124)

On 08/01/2015 at 4:29am - animals - by funnnyyyyy -_- (woman) - Nepal



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