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by it's awkward / 08/11/2015 at 12:22pm / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 08/08/2015 at 9:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by clutzirella / 08/07/2015 at 2:32am / United States (Florida) / Animals
Today, I got fired from my part-time job, because I insisted on keeping my phone in my pocket and never using it, instead of putting it in locker without a lock or security camera, that anyone can go through. The manager found out by searching my locker for the past 3 weeks. Ironic. FML
by Chesty Larue / 08/06/2015 at 8:29pm / United States / Work
by Lilo4life / 08/06/2015 at 11:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was diagnosed with food poisoning for the third time since moving to this base in Japan. My husband keeps cooking questionable meat and vegetables from the commissary because he thinks the food from a Japanese grocery store is radioactive. FML
by ithinkimturningjapanese / 08/06/2015 at 4:33am / United States (Armed Forces Europe, Middle East) / Health
by johobus28 / 08/05/2015 at 11:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 1:56pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
by Anonymous / 08/05/2015 at 10:06am / United States / Intimacy
by anonymous / 08/04/2015 at 4:56pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by whydoihavecats / 08/04/2015 at 3:19pm / United Kingdom / Animals
by eventer1919 / 08/03/2015 at 10:48pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by danimal_crackerz / 08/03/2015 at 1:26pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/03/2015 at 11:29am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
by funnnyyyyy -_- / 08/01/2015 at 4:29am / Nepal / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…