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About lindora : I live in an igloo. Jealous, eh?I also play rugby, sing, and I suck at video games.
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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today, I awoke after 4 hours of surgery. The male nurse taking care of me is cute, very cute. I'm trying my best to seem fine and dandy when he tells me that I can't eat anything before my next poop, adding, "And don't flush it, OK? I need to check." FML
Friday 27 March 2015