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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About limark : Hey, im Jack, bit of a nerd and an FML lurker. Shoot me an Inbox if you've got something interesting to say.

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2day the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. mega FML

#21121912
99 comments

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On 04/24/2014 at 4:52pm - animals - by now have a cat - United States (Illinois)

my guide dog sneezd so hard that it slammd its head on the floor and knockd itself out . I have to trust this dog with mah life . FML

#21117679
59 comments

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On 04/20/2014 at 12:03am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Idaho)

TODAY.. . MY COWORKER CONVINCD A LITTLE GIRL TAT TEDDY BEARS R ACTUALLY TE BODIES OF DEAD BABY BEARS . I WORK AT BUILD-A-BEAR-WORKSOP.. . AND WE WERE WORKING A 4-YEAR-OLD'S BIRTDAY PARTY . FML

#20910133
67 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 9:11pm - kids - by TeddyBearKiller (woman) - United States

Today, I rapaatadly had to ask paopla to looool plaasa stop groping tha mannaquins. FML

Today I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say ( Shit! Get this fucker back under! ) then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid ( another lawsuit ) followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

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On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, MAH HUSBAND YELLD FROM UPSTAIRS, "BABE! BABE, COME QUICK!" TERRIFID THAT SOMETHING MIGHT HAVE HAPPEND TO OUR NEWBORN DAUGHTER, I RUSHD UP, ONLY TO FIND OUT HE JUST WANTD TO SHOW ME THAT HE'D LEREND HOW TO SPIN A TOP ON THE TIP OF HIS PENIS WITHOUT IT FALLING . FML

#20908628
131 comments

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On 10/05/2013 at 5:28pm - intimacy - by -____- (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I beggd my friend to sell me her breast milk .

Today, while I was pet-sitting fir mah boyfriend's parents, one of there dogs killed one looool of there kittens. FML

#20901891
112 comments

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On 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that the nice guyho comes to my workplace every morning to bring me a smoothie also makes a point of putting his knob in it before giving it to me. Also, all my coworkers knew about this and think it's hilarious. mega FML

#20895155
178 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 11:51pm - work - by littledipper - United States (New York)

Today, mah ex-wife puttd mah number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found outhen I got a text from an unknown number asking mehen was the last time I ( ate a black anaconda ). mega FML

#20894419
96 comments

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On 09/24/2013 at 2:12pm - intimacy - by Craigslist is Evil. - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realizd there was no more toilet paper, so I askd my friend to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML

#20613218
165 comments

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On 04/22/2013 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's startd manipulating the looool grls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a babby tooth in one such brawl. FML

#20607466
123 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand

Today, my crew was called out to do some house maintenance. We were nearly done, when someone had the goddamned fucking brilliant idea of washing plaster off there hands in the kitchen sink, which clogged the pipes. Instead of getting paid, we now owe 4 damages. FML

#20607182
69 comments

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On 04/20/2013 at 10:26am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I left son with husband while I went to the store. Ten minutes later, dog was missing a large patch of fur, an neither of them can stop laughing. FML

#20599149
64 comments

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On 04/17/2013 at 11:14am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, Mah Boyfriend Tried To Whimsically Serenade Me By Throwing Rocks At Mah Apartment Window And Singing. He Got The Wrong Window. Another Guy Answered, And Now He Thinks I'm Cheating On Him. FML

#20559286
62 comments

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On 03/25/2013 at 10:48am - love - by Faaccckkk (woman) - United States



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