About Limark
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Limark's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother and I were standing at the baggage claim, waiting for our luggage to come out. We were commenting on all the bags that appeared, and when two large hiking packs came out I exclaimed "What kind of cunts go backpacking in New York?" The old couple standing next to us, apparently. FML

By beavis / Saturday 23 May 2009 06:20 / United States

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, my coworker convinced a little girl that teddy bears are actually the bodies of dead baby bears. I work at Build-a-Bear-Workshop, and we were working a 4-year-old's birthday party. FML

By TeddyBearKiller - / Monday 7 October 2013 01:11 / United States

Today, I repeatedly had to ask people to please stop groping the mannequins. FML

By WhyMe6495 / Sunday 6 October 2013 22:28 / United States - Niagara Falls

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 6 October 2013 21:49 / Canada - Toronto