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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 August 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

#10978
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I agree, your life sucks (8041) - you deserved it (48029)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was browsing the internet and I found a picture of my girlfriend on uglypeople.com. FML

#568
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I agree, your life sucks (43857) - you deserved it (6574)

On 12/21/2008 at 8:44pm - intimacy - by HeatoN - Germany (Berlin)

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28626) - you deserved it (14185)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version



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