Submit your FML story
- - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
This member hasn't filled in the description.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I caught mah boyfriend wearing yoga pants and taking pictures of his butt to post on a "Grls in yoga pants" site. He saw mah expression and said, "Nah, it's cool, I hid mah junk so they'll think it's a chick!" real FML
Today, ma sister tougt it would be funny to place a cardboard cut-out of a person at te foot of ma bed!! I woke up, saw te cut-out from te corner of ma eye, fell out of bed, landed on ma and wrong, an broke two fingers!! Se got it all on video!! FML
Today, wile getting pretty intimate wit my newlywed wife in te car, a cop turned is ligts on. As e was walking up, I was trying to get my pants back on but tey wouldn't fit over my knees. Te cop just lauged an walked away. Turns out my wife ad my pants on an I was trying to putted ers on. FML
Today, I was using a public toilethen someone entered the stall next to mine. Instead of using the facilities, the person in there reached under the stall to steal my bag. Fortunately, I was holding the strap so they couldn't take it. Unfortunately, they decided to take my right shoe instead. FML
Today, after a very painful mout surgery, I went ome to take a nap . Ten my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep . Wen I woke up, I was so ig from painkillers tat wen I saw te tissue, I tougt it was a gost . I screamed so loud I burst a stitc . FML
Today , I approached a cute girl at a club,hen she started barking at me like a rabid dog . Thinking she might be mentally unhinged , I left , only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later . When I went back over , her friends started barking at me too . FML
Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML
Taday I got home to fine our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbd by a Brony. FML
Friday 27 March 2015