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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1248
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lilledun : Hi stalker, why don't you leave a message? I'm frequently checking up on FML whenever I can - simply because it is entertaining and sometimes even a good way to learn how to avoid mistakes.

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Visits<b>Face344</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 2:40am<b>woainishamu</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 1:31pm<b>Big_Bawws</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:01am<b>facelick</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 12:46pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 11:49pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:59pm<b>seemo82</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 7:48pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 4:53pm<b>Sazzles</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 2:43pm<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:50pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 04/14/2015 at 12:45pm<b>Rykno101011</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 1:24am<b>paradoxalogic</b> - the 01/11/2015 at 6:55pm<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 12:13pm<b>brittanynico</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 5:09pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 10/29/2014 at 2:28pm<b>abattior</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 8:32pm<b>chipinn</b> - the 09/18/2014 at 5:00am

Fucked!<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 5:49am<b>the_aspect</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 1:59am<b>Garrett2818</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 6:13pm<b>woainishamu</b> - the 10/25/2014 at 7:31pm

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lilledun's favorite FMLs

Today, while running in the park, I noticed some ducks in a pond. I stopped to look at them and began quacking at them, to see if they would react. This would have been OK had I not been wearing ear-buds, blasting music, making me unable to realize just how loud I was quacking. With people all around. FML

by Quackers / 04/11/2012 at 11:39am / United States (Colorado) / Animals

Today, I ordered a pizza. I paid and tipped the pizza guy, and instead of saying goodbye, I got tongue-tied and said, "I love you, boo." FML

by Musicfreak / 12/18/2011 at 6:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

by phoenix101 / 05/16/2011 at 1:40am / Intimacy

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

by Anonymous / 04/27/2011 at 3:16pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

by bobo / 04/23/2011 at 9:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

by Anonymous / 04/10/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML

by Anonymous / 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm / South Africa / Animals

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time. He got on the bed on all fours and crawled towards me, saying "My precious... my precious" in Gollum's voice. FML

by single / 11/09/2010 at 9:10pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I met my roommate for the first time. I walked in the door to see him in full Roman gladiator gear, screaming at the computer because he lost 18 knights. He also told me he wakes up every 3 hours to make sure his army is still intact. FML

by Anonymous / 10/20/2010 at 3:00am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

by Misty3242 / 02/06/2010 at 3:15am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

by ugly5402 / 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

by MissMSE / 09/18/2009 at 4:41am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 09/08/2009 at 3:02pm / United States (Tennessee) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love