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by Blake Lawrence / 11/26/2012 at 1:59pm / United States (Utah) / Love
by justabitembarrassed / 10/07/2012 at 10:20am / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/03/2012 at 4:47am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML
by Jessica / 08/21/2012 at 4:21am / United States / Kids
by flatfoot / 08/09/2012 at 3:33pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Roma-Jay / 07/22/2012 at 10:13am / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Rosie / 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/12/2012 at 12:18am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, my ex, who I'm still in love with, emailed me. I thought she changed her mind about us, so I poured my heart out to her. She just wanted to let me know she has chlamydia, and advise me to go to the clinic. FML
by clinictime / 04/11/2012 at 7:05pm / Canada (Alberta) / Health
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
by Eliza / 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/02/2012 at 1:01am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by baconandkittens / 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by no tp / 02/14/2012 at 8:26pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
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