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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1996 (17 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (128758) - you deserved it (3774)

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Today, my best friend told me she wanted to rape my throat. I did not know that was possible. FML

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