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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 21 February 1996 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I was at my job as a bartender where I had to listen to a 40-something man with no legs drunkenly explain just how much he loves nipples. FML

#18422045
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21195) - you deserved it (2482)

On 12/03/2011 at 8:39pm - intimacy - by sugarbeet - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I think my dad has finally lost his shit and is having a mid-life crisis. He showed up at my school and had me brought to the front desk. He told me to get in the car because we were going to have some "father-daughter bonding". This meant us watching Silent Hill with his work buddies. FML

#18095179
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20278) - you deserved it (2014)

On 10/28/2011 at 7:50am - misc - by -__- - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was on a train when we hit and killed a person. We were stalled for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me asked what I did for a living, so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showed me his infected elbow. FML

#17620376
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29643) - you deserved it (4066)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
397 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9584) - you deserved it (37775)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML

#17184971
380 comments

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On 07/20/2011 at 12:40am - intimacy - by knolan - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
250 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I had to dig up my twin boys birth certificates for baseball registration. Turns out I had been calling both of them by the other twin's name for eight and a half years. FML

#16847763
275 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 9:39am - kids - by beekeke45 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
212 comments

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On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML

#16136002
152 comments

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On 05/11/2011 at 10:01pm - love - by TheNerd (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom paid $40 for overnight shipping on delivery of paint for my Art major dropout sister, but insists on making me wait two weeks for my diabetes medication. FML

#15982407
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38962) - you deserved it (2124)

On 04/29/2011 at 9:00pm - health - by thanksmom - United States (California)

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

#15628215
278 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 10:47pm - kids - by ravenskater -

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
351 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

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On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, I found out that when I orgasm, my increased heart rate causes me to pass out. I also found out my boyfriend doesn't stop when I'm unconscious. FML

#15379416
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51193) - you deserved it (7592)

On 03/19/2011 at 6:32am - intimacy - by anonymous - United Kingdom (Kent)



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