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Today, I discovered how pathetically introverted I am when during a car ride with my family, I said, "I really like this song" and my parents gasped because they didn't realize I was in the back seat. And I'm their only child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19048) - you deserved it (1371)

On 08/06/2012 at 1:41am - misc - by mississippi123 - United States (California)

Today, my fiancée said that our relationship is doomed because an astrologer said so. We only have a few more days until our wedding and she won't listen to a word I say. FML

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On 08/06/2012 at 1:03am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20935) - you deserved it (1982)

On 06/04/2012 at 8:54pm - animals - by Scared (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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On 08/13/2011 at 2:51am - kids - by brittbrat4 - United States (Florida)



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