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  • Town/Country : Orange County , US
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Today, while in the middle of having sex with my husband, instead of saying something sexy in my ear, he whispered, "We are so gonna make pizza after this." FML

#4044243 (253)

I agree, your life sucks (40702) - you deserved it (5083)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:37am - intimacy - by PTKFML (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992 (126)

I agree, your life sucks (49937) - you deserved it (3991)

On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

#3862614 (182)

I agree, your life sucks (40137) - you deserved it (5555)

On 07/18/2009 at 6:32pm - misc - by xobeachbabi428ox - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was meeting the mayor of a major city as part of an internship program. Seated directly in front of him during his presentation on the budget crisis, he unleashed an enormous, foul fart in front of the entire audience. And then blamed it on me, everyone believed him. FML

#3859879 (71)

I agree, your life sucks (42733) - you deserved it (1792)

On 07/18/2009 at 4:10pm - work - by justdoingmyjob (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showed me the guy's picture taken when he was arrested. It was my brother. FML

#3853515 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (40759) - you deserved it (1420)

On 07/18/2009 at 8:45am - misc - by nicefamily (man) - United States (Georgia)

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