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licorice16
  • Town/Country : Bellingham, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
155 comments

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36241) - you deserved it (8883)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19669) - you deserved it (11050)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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