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licorice16
  • Town/Country : Bellingham, United States
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 February 1995 (18 years)
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Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (461318) - you deserved it (573115)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, at a hard rock concert, a bunch of guys accidentally knocked down a port-a-potty while moshing. I was inside that port-a-potty. FML

#231694
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (173379) - you deserved it (12034)

On 03/07/2009 at 12:51am - misc - by shit_upon_literally (woman) - United States (New York)

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Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30899) - you deserved it (6956)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, whilst brushing my teeth, I fell asleep poking myself in the eye with my toothbrush. FML

#258
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17000) - you deserved it (9059)

On 11/09/2008 at 4:18am - health - by Noname - Sent from mobile version



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