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yesterday while putting a drip in the back of an elderly patient's hand, he commentd that he didn't realise doctors had piercd nipples, but not to worry because he's only in the hospital "for the b*tches". FML

#14397838
66 comments

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On 12/30/2010 at 4:37pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, I was tossing mah car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside mah door, at the very top. FML

#13310040
161 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 10:10pm - misc - by 2234 - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband has been out of town for a week. The only text I've got from him was, ( I didn't take a poop today. ) FML

#12748634
45 comments

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On 08/26/2010 at 12:08am - love - by TextsAlot (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. real FML

#8220919
120 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick . She introducd me to her baby . He's namd after me . FML

#8191025
109 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:48am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I felt lyk too much of a loser to go to a Christma party, since I'd be the only one going without a date!! I had to invent imaginary friendho were "coming into town for the holidays" to feel lyk less of a loser!! FML

#6788841
62 comments

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On 12/17/2009 at 2:25am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that I'm a sleepwalker and for the past week, that dream where I was giving mah roommate a blowjob was real . He just pretended it never happened . FML

#6494612
122 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by chacha - United States

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

#4488799
187 comments

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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
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On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

today the dentist sneezed in mah mouth. mega FML

#3386815
169 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 2:33am - misc - by kewlio45 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I spent 3 hours washing my hands to get the pony out of the soap bar. I'm 16. FML

#3297197
247 comments

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On 06/28/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Soapy (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was about to loose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 yeres, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm making this up. FML

#1604682
317 comments

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On 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND WAS GOING DOWN ON ME!! RIGHT AS I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO IT, HE PAUSES, FROWNS, AND SAYS, "I THINK I SEE THE PEE HOLE."

#1046980
215 comments

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On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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