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  • Number of visits : 445
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About libby112233 : I don't care what you think of me. I'm not pefect, i never will be. But who cares? No one is.
I'm no where near pretty, but there's nothing i can do about that, and I am very vain.
I'm not a good person, i hurt most people. I don't mean to, but i just tell the truth whether you like it or not. I'll be nice to you, if you deserve it.
I love my friends to pieces, not the ones who pretend to be my friends, my real ones, that are there for me no matter what.
I may not get everything that i want, and i may take stuff for granted, but i do have a good life, and a family that love me, so i'm thankful for that.
I go quiet when there is something wrong, but I'm usually loud.
I couldn't live without music and I often use lyrics to convey my feelings.

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2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (32876)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I TOOK MAH CAT TO THE VET. HE SAID HE FELT A STRANGE LUMP THAT COULD BE SERIOUS. I GOT REALLY UPSET AND PICKD HER UP... CRYING. THE VET THEN TOLD ME I HAD TO PUT HER DOWN. ABSOLUTELY DEVASTATD BY HAVING TO EUTHANIZE MAH CAT... I PASSD OUT. HE MEANT I HAD TO PUT HER BACK ON THE TABLE. FML

#7932396
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25265) - you deserved it (12923)

On 02/06/2010 at 10:19am - animals - by sadcat (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, my grandpa, a married ig scool teacer, got arrested fir aving an inappropriate relationsip wit a female student. Hereing te news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is e most likely going to jail, looool but in seven monts I will ave a new aunt wo is eigteen yeres younger tan me. FML

#7594942
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34613) - you deserved it (2093)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY I WAS AT THE MOVIE THEATRE . I WENT TO THE BATHROOM AN WAS ABOUT TO WIPE MY BUTT WHEN I REALIZED THAT WHERE THE TOILET-PAPER DISPENSER SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE WAS A LARGE HOLE . THE WOMAN IN THE NEXT STALL WAVED . FML

#7309178
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28419) - you deserved it (5071)

On 01/12/2010 at 9:57pm - misc - by pass_the_tp (woman) - United States (California)

Today , I was walking in rain. I had my hands in my pants pockets , so that the front of the jacket was pointing down. Halfway to Taco Bell , my crotch felt exceptionally wet. I looked down to see a wet spot. The rain on my jacket was channeled to my crotch. FML

#6462833
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (5496)

On 11/26/2009 at 1:49pm - misc - by jaeilssanguh - United States (Illinois)

2day tha boy I hava crush on at school announcad that his family wara moving to Australia . My friand thought that it would ba funny to spraad a rumour that I was moving too, in ordar to follow him . Evaryona has haard it, and unforchinitly avaryona baliavas it, including him . FML

#5308714
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36367) - you deserved it (5093)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:23am - love - by FirmlyInEngland (woman) - United Kingdom (Swindon)

Today, I discoverd the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl . Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other . I usd the words "him" and "he", and read it to thehole class . FML

#5022453
146 comments

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On 09/03/2009 at 4:28pm - misc - by Whoops (woman) - United States (Delaware)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

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On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, After Not Seieng Mah Boyfriend 4 9 Months, He Came To Meet Me At The Arport . I Was So Excitedhen I Frst Saw Him That I Broke Into A Sprint To Greet Him . Apparently, Running Through The Arport Looks Suspicious, Because A Security Guard Tackled Me . Now I Have A Broken Nose . Fat FML

#3878343
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51458) - you deserved it (6830)

On 07/19/2009 at 9:49am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, mah friend thought it would be funny to putted a pretzel on mah forehead while I was sleeping on the beach. I now have a pretzel-shaped tan line in the middle of mah head. FML

#3816010
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43902) - you deserved it (8985)

On 07/16/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by joe1234 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text . After an hour of no response I asked again . Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom . Emily isn't ere at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom . FML

#1858879
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50879) - you deserved it (15661)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)

TODAY, I CUMMED HOME A FEW DAYS EARLY FROM A 3-MONTH BUSINESS TRIP. AS I OPENED MAH APARTMENT DOOR, HOPING TO SURPRISE MAH GRLFRIEND, THE MAN SHE'S APPARENTLY BEEN CHEATING ON ME WITH PROMPTLY PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE. HE THOUGHT I WAS A BURGLAR. MEGA FML

#663425
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (114012) - you deserved it (4787)

On 03/28/2009 at 3:42pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday I cummed back to my appartment to fine that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv . When I called the tv company I found out my parents had putted a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels . Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends . FML

#417086
134 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

Today, I recieved a text message from mah girlfriend saying: "Do you remember last time we slept together?", I answer straight away "Of course I do, it was great!". To which she replies: "I hope you made the most of it: it was the last". FML

#676
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25090) - you deserved it (2160)

On 01/02/2009 at 12:37am - love - by Godmish - Sent from mobile version



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