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About lexithepirate : I'm a loser and my whole life is an embarrassment
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
Friday 17 October 2014