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lexithepirate

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lexithepirate

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 746
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About lexithepirate : I'm a loser and my whole life is an embarrassment

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Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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