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lexithepirate
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 August 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About lexithepirate : I'm a loser and my whole life is an embarrassment

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lexithepirate's favorite FMLs

Today, at Church, the little boy sitting behind me asked his mother if I had the chicken pox, because there were red dots all over my face. I've had bad acne since I was twelve. FML

#69964
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44228) - you deserved it (3434)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:09pm - kids - by Spotted (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I was in a toilet cubicle, when I overheard two of my friends at the sink talking about how ugly and skinny I was. FML

#1516
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22530) - you deserved it (1971)

On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by Youknowwho - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19330) - you deserved it (9038)

On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)

Today, my mother was vacuuming my room and found a towel under my bed. She asked "why does it smell so bad?" I replied "sweat". FML

#672
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12716) - you deserved it (32656)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:04pm - intimacy - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47582) - you deserved it (3958)

On 11/06/2008 at 8:01am - love - by frog - United Kingdom (London)



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