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lexieB2014
  • Town/Country : Louisville, Usa
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 June 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 387
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About lexieB2014 : (^^^That pictue up there is just a silly face when I'm bored)17 senior follow me on Intstagram and Twitter @lexyr2014 and kik me at lexier2014 I love the color pink, leopard and hello Kitty and butterflies lol ....so...yup

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Today, my friend put my phone number on Craigslist. I still can't find the ad, but obviously everyone else can because I still haven't stopped receiving naked pictures. FML

#20419133
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30062) - you deserved it (3175)

On 12/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Chanman1924 - United States

Today, I realized my Internet addiction had gone too far when I tried to Google what was in my freezer. FML

#19413204
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5400) - you deserved it (22270)

On 04/05/2012 at 5:53pm - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

#16367942
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31477) - you deserved it (2623)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while shopping in the baby department at a local department store, a woman approached me asking when I was due. I told her that I was due in 4 months. I lied. I'm not pregnant. FML

#14945395
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15284) - you deserved it (23955)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:50am - misc - by Liar Liar - United States

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

#13432700
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (5934)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

#13432700
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (5934)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

#13432700
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (5934)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML

#13432700
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18186) - you deserved it (5934)

On 10/13/2010 at 10:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my fiancé proposed to me at the movies. The movie stopped in the middle, and my fiancé stands up, takes out a microphone and announces to the entire theatre that he loves me. Right when he went on one knee, someone shouts, "Turn the movie back on!", and throws a cup of coke at my head. FML

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339 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70472) - you deserved it (13280)

On 05/10/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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