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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3598
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About letthemxeatcake : I love Polaroids and '50s dresses. My favorite bands are The Ramones, Siouxsie and The Banshees, New Order, Dragonette, Nirvana, La Roux and MGMT, to name a few. Audrey Hepburn is my idol.

" If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " - Alice

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Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50143) - you deserved it (3899)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:14am - work - by Shell (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my four-year-old cousin gave me a hug, basically stuffing his face into my crotch. Then he pulled it out and said "Ew, that's stinky" in front of my entire class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46859) - you deserved it (11878)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:27pm - kids - by girlmeetsworld - United States (New York)



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