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About letthemxeatcake : I love Polaroids and '50s dresses. My favorite bands are The Ramones, Siouxsie and The Banshees, New Order, Dragonette, Nirvana, La Roux and MGMT, to name a few. Audrey Hepburn is my idol.
" If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " - Alice
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a signhen my friend said, ( Waithat did that sign say? ) I backed up to read it and guesshat it said: ( Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up. ) Now all 4 of my tires are slashed.
TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML
Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with little brother. He was looking at me an says "so cool." I asked himhat was so cool an he says "it's not that cool but, yur eyebrow connects to yur other eyebrow". FML
Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML
Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML
Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML
TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML
TODAY, I WAS AT MAH GRLFRIEND'S HOUSE. IT WAS JUST ME AND HER. THING BEGAN TO GET HEATED, AND WE STARTED DOING IT ON THE LIVING ROOM COUCH. NEAR THE END OF IT I DECIDED TOHISPER IN HER EAR, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" I HEAR BEHIND ME, "I AM." FML
Friday 27 March 2015