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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3785
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About letthemxeatcake : I love Polaroids and '50s dresses. My favorite bands are The Ramones, Siouxsie and The Banshees, New Order, Dragonette, Nirvana, La Roux and MGMT, to name a few. Audrey Hepburn is my idol.

" If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary wise, what is, it wouldn't be. And what it wouldn't be, it would. You see? " - Alice

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Today, I was driving into a parking lot with some friends. I carelessly passed a signhen my friend said, ( Waithat did that sign say? ) I backed up to read it and guesshat it said: ( Severe Tire Damage. Do Not Back Up. ) Now all 4 of my tires are slashed.

#5006277
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15755) - you deserved it (39034)

On 09/02/2009 at 8:18pm - misc - by ooops (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO MY SCHOOL TO TAKE MY YEREBOOK PICTURE. I WAS WEREING A SHRT THAT SAID ANALOG ON THE FRONT. WHEN I BENT IN TO TAKE THE PICTURE, PART OF MY SHRT OVERLAPPED ITSELF. NOW I'M KNOWN AS THE ANAL KID IN THE YEREBOOK. FML

#5002532
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39845) - you deserved it (17379)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by boytoy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decidd to lay out topless in mah fencd-in backyard !! For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezd and mah creepy, middle-agd neighbor said "bless you" !! From mah bushes !! FML

#4998689
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47960) - you deserved it (15992)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my five year old daugter told me tat wile I'm at work, daddy as is wrestling buddy Melinda over . Se also said tat tey wrestle on te bed so tat tey won't get urt . FML

#4867119
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78106) - you deserved it (3404)

On 08/27/2009 at 7:57pm - love - by abercrombieef (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting on the couch with little brother. He was looking at me an says "so cool." I asked himhat was so cool an he says "it's not that cool but, yur eyebrow connects to yur other eyebrow". FML

#4760219
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (12082)

On 08/23/2009 at 3:41pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Taday I trew a party wile my parents were gone. I forgot tat our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so wen people opened te door, it went off. I couldn't fine te number fir te alarm company, so te cops sowed up. Everyone started ceering cuz tey tougt tey were strippers. FML

#4646350
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11720) - you deserved it (50722)

On 08/19/2009 at 1:13am - misc - by Life of the party - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing catch with my 6 year old cousin in the garden, when he demandd a piggy back. Trying to be the good cousin, I did so and he soon shout "Run! Run!" so I do so. Suddenly he shout "STOP! My winky's gone pointy". I gave my 6 year old cousin an erection. mega FML

#4637795
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56740) - you deserved it (4710)

On 08/18/2009 at 8:23pm - intimacy - by Girl - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

today my boyfriend an I were aving sex. After about 10 minutes, wen we cange positions, e souts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" looool FML

#4636801
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58429) - you deserved it (11697)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was home alone and I started to sing Halo by Beyonce. I was starting to get into it and began singing with more passion until the phone rang. It was my nieghbor begging me to please shut the hell up. mega FML

#4582506
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15144) - you deserved it (39289)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:00pm - misc - by Ricky (man) - United States (Arkansas)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

TODAY, I WAS TAKING A SERIOUS SIT WEN TE LIGT BULB BURND OUT. I AM TERRIFID OF TE DARK AND BEGAN WAILING AND CRYING. MY MOM AD TO PICK TE LOCK AND GET ME OUT. I'M A 17 YEAR OLD GUY AND CAPTAIN OF TE VARSITY FOOTBALL TEAM. MY LITTLE BROTER RECORDD IT AND PLANS ON SOWING EVERYONE. FML

#4350390
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24660) - you deserved it (60358)

On 08/07/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by scaredshitless (man) - United States (Texas)



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