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Today, I ad to take a dump . Wile looking for a book to read, I sneezd . Te force of te sneeze causd me to sit my pants . Te glob of dung ten ran down my leg before falling out of my sort onto my carpet, all in less tan 5 seconds . Noting in my life as prepard me for tis . FML

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On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

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On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I Found Out That I Was Adopted, Now My Gay Brother Thinks It's Acceptable To Tell Me That He's Always Wanted To Have Sex With Me. Real FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 11:13pm - intimacy - by JPF (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

yesterday I was with mah mom and mah boyfriend at lunch. My phone rings and mah mom excitedly says ( You have friends! ) As I'm about to answer it, she pulls out her phone from under the table and says ( Kidding, it's just me. ) My boyfriend starts cracking up, and they exchange a high five. FML

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On 08/02/2009 at 1:12pm - misc - by NoFriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

today I looool was using a public bathroom when a woman backs in, pulls down her pants, and sits on mah lap. Needless to say she didn't even notice I was there until I hyperventilated. FML

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by yourmom (woman) - United States (Virginia)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

yesterday my 5 year old nephew showd me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I looool smild an said, ( Wow! Now, how about some blue martians! ) He lookd at me an replid, ( How about some blue shut the fuck up?! ) FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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