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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1975 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2212
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lets_be_ian : I have kind of a fucked up view of the world that some people might mistake for pessimistic apathy. I laugh at tragedy and sometimes cry over beauty. I have a dry, and somewhat dark since of humor that at lot of people may find distasteful. It doesn't really bother me what other people think of me, except for the select few that I care about.

I sometimes drink too much... I usually cuss too much... sometimes I am an asshole. Of course this all depends on your definition of "too much" and "sometimes". I try my best to have fun in this silly ole life, and I always try to stop and remember to see the beauty in small things... try to remind yourself to do that I feel, otherwise we find ourselves coasting through life taking for granted things that should leave us spellbound.

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TODAY, I WAS ON A DATE WITH A GUY HAVING A GREAT TIME!! I WENT UP TO GO TO THE LADIES' ROOM, BUT AS I WALKED BACK TO THE TABLE, I HERED SOME GIGGLES!! I LOOKED AN FOUND OUTHY!! MY SKRT WAS TUCKED INTO MAH UNDERWEAR!! I WAS WEREING MAH LUCKY STAR WARS-THEMED PANTIES!! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33882) - you deserved it (14160)

On 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm - love - by diva467 (woman) - United States (New York)

yesterday I walkd into mah brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly "You're lucky u have yur wife no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him fir her orthodontist. FML

2day in te middle of te nigt I was punced in te face by my frigtened grlfriend wo ad just been awoken by er own fart. FML

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On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

Today, I found mah two bast friands making out with aach othar. Not a big daal, right? Wrong. Today was mah wadding day. Ona of tha friands was mah maid of honor, tha othar was mah groom. FML

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162 comments

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On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was home alone... and decidd to do some nakd cleaning just cuz I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting... I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthd. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14988) - you deserved it (40071)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

YASTARDAY I HAD A HORRIBLA BRAAKUP WITH MY GIRLFRIAND OF TWO YAARS. DAPRASSAD I CHANGAD MY FACABOOK STATUS TO "HATA MA TODAY HATA MA TOMORROW HATA MA 4 ALL THA THINGS I DIDN'T DO 4 YOU." MY AX COMMANTAD "GIVA MA AN ORGASM?" FIVA OF MY FRIANDS INCLUDING MY MOM LIKAD THIS. FML

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212 comments

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On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told mah boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54275) - you deserved it (14620)

On 07/27/2009 at 1:06am - intimacy - by fmysexlife (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)



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