Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 April 1975 (41 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2660
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lets_be_ian : I have kind of a fucked up view of the world that some people might mistake for pessimistic apathy. I laugh at tragedy and sometimes cry over beauty. I have a dry, and somewhat dark since of humor that at lot of people may find distasteful. It doesn't really bother me what other people think of me, except for the select few that I care about.

I sometimes drink too much... I usually cuss too much... sometimes I am an asshole. Of course this all depends on your definition of "too much" and "sometimes". I try my best to have fun in this silly ole life, and I always try to stop and remember to see the beauty in small things... try to remind yourself to do that I feel, otherwise we find ourselves coasting through life taking for granted things that should leave us spellbound.

lets_be_ian's page activity

Visits<b>Jkalia</b> - the 08/19/2016 at 9:13pm<b>Noah98</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 5:57pm<b>psychoIogical</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 2:04pm<b>smeegle</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 7:19pm<b>mattzawesome</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 10:15pm<b>aliceaudrey1997</b> - the 02/09/2016 at 5:54am<b>am1717</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 10:27am<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 01/17/2016 at 3:40pm<b>kangx1</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 11:43am<b>missmorggan</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 8:40am<b>moophasa</b> - the 05/12/2015 at 7:43pm<b>ZelmaSlayer</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 4:30am<b>tchatfield9413</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:30am<b>23lf</b> - the 08/16/2014 at 4:48pm<b>Juicenub</b> - the 07/24/2014 at 3:39pm<b>42LifeUniverse</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 1:31am<b>Zrtuy1</b> - the 06/30/2014 at 11:55am<b>tigerRaWr84</b> - the 06/06/2014 at 1:52pm

lets_be_ian's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.


You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

See all of lets_be_ian's badges

lets_be_ian's favorite FMLs

Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML

by diva467 / 10/03/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

by FootInMouth / 10/01/2009 at 9:19am / Australia (Victoria) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

by P0wned / 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm / France (Bretagne) / Love

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

by Anonymous / 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

by DusterOverBits / 09/23/2009 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a video of myself filmed last night, hammered, climbing my wardrobe screaming, "I WANT TO GO TO NARNIA" while naked. FML

by ShiriSarah / 08/20/2009 at 10:39am / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

by JazzSpazz / 08/11/2009 at 2:40am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

by fmysexlife / 07/27/2009 at 1:06am / United States (New Hampshire) / Intimacy