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About lets_be_ian : I have kind of a fucked up view of the world that some people might mistake for pessimistic apathy. I laugh at tragedy and sometimes cry over beauty. I have a dry, and somewhat dark since of humor that at lot of people may find distasteful. It doesn't really bother me what other people think of me, except for the select few that I care about.
I sometimes drink too much... I usually cuss too much... sometimes I am an asshole. Of course this all depends on your definition of "too much" and "sometimes". I try my best to have fun in this silly ole life, and I always try to stop and remember to see the beauty in small things... try to remind yourself to do that I feel, otherwise we find ourselves coasting through life taking for granted things that should leave us spellbound.
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Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML
Monday 3 August 2015