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Today, I was at my grandfather's house and my car was low on gas. He said I could put some of his gas in my car. He accidentally gave me the wrong tank to pump it out of, and I put fuel in my car that he uses for his small plane. It never ran better until the engine exploded. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30583) - you deserved it (3296)

On 08/23/2009 at 1:10am - misc - by Boltz719 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26696) - you deserved it (60124)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7314) - you deserved it (39827)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)



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