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lena808
  • Town/Country : Kona, Hawaii
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 264
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About lena808 : Sooooo let me just get to the point,
| Kalena | YoungBlood | Graduated |
-Save thaa' Bullshit, I don't have time
-Stress free is tha' way to be ♥
-Stay Positive
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Today, I removed the side rails from my truck because I didn't think I really needed them. An hour later, I went to Wal-Mart, forgot they were gone, and busted my ass in public while getting out of my truck. FML

#20615692
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I agree, your life sucks (15801) - you deserved it (35330)

On 04/23/2013 at 12:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I awoke to my husband talking to someone on the phone at 2am. I heard him say, "Baby you're making me hard." Immediately, I asked him who he was talking to. His response? "It's Jake, from State Farm." FML

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On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was walking my dog when he stopped in the middle of the street and took a dump. I looked around furtively but saw nobody, so I just kept walking. I stepped in it on the way back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (67528) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm - animals - by BaliTheDog - France

Today, I got a text from an unknown number saying, "You shouldn't be eating that." I was eating a piece of chocolate, cheating on my diet. FML

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On 01/27/2013 at 12:38am - misc - by LucidNightmare - United States (Colorado)



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