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Today, I was in the elevator with my boss, when I let rip the vilest, most horrifying fart of my life as we left the first floor. We stood in silence as the elevator slowly ascended to the 21st floor, leaving us to marinate in the fumes. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 4:45pm - misc - by - United States
Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML
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On 05/25/2011 at 10:48pm - animals - by nrelavender - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, we got a new dry-erase board, and I drew the Gotham City skyline complete with the Bat Signal. Later, I went downstairs, only to find my mom had written "BATMAN'S GAY" over the top of the picture. FML
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On 05/18/2011 at 7:47am - misc - by Anon (man) - United States (New York)
Today, while skiing on Mammoth Mountain, a man dressed in an Easter Bunny costume snowboarded into me and sent me flying. Not only did he hurt my wrist, he also threw an Easter egg at me, yelled "Happy Easter", and snowboarded away. FML
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On 04/24/2011 at 7:49pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
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On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I found my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 11:33am - animals - by Aled (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to clean bathroom duties at work. Someone wrote "Merry Christmas" on the wall in their own shit. FML
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On 12/10/2010 at 11:59pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML
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On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)
Today, I caught my dad eating the dog treats I'd bought for my dog. The only thing he could say was "These are really good, no wonder the dog is so obedient. Wanna try one?" FML
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Today, I discovered that my son has an allergy to cats. My partner of two years, not wanting to fight, suggested a compromise: that my son and the cat take turns sleeping outside. FML
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On 10/20/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
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On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was bored at work looking at a sex offender list of my area. After a couple pages, I saw my uncle. FML
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On 02/25/2010 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by grossuncle (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I realised the only guy who is showing any slight interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick up lines such as "Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand?" FML
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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland
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