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Visits<b>DynamiteDice</b> - the 07/06/2009 at 10:05pm

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Today, I was chatting with an amazing guy online. He was perfect for me. After five hours he told me he loved me and I said it back. So than we decided to trade nudes. I sent mine. Within two seconds my niece calls, laughing her ass off, telling me how weird my birthmark is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14046) - you deserved it (98707)

On 07/03/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by Uriah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60057) - you deserved it (4594)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)



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