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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 9 August 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1550
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20583) - you deserved it (112854)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I walked out to my car to see a broken window, a bunch of stuff missing, egg shells, and a note that read "stop banging my boyfriend". I haven't had anyone in over a year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54746) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/06/2009 at 1:28am - love - by gkline09 - United States



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