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Today, I got a text from my boyfriend whilst on the train home from spending the weekend with him at his Grandparents house. It said 'Gran says to tell you that the bin beside the toilet is actually for storing spare shampoos and tooth brushes, so could you not put your tampons in it next time?' FML
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On 08/24/2010 at 7:46pm - love - by DyingOfShame (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I went to give blood for the first time. When I sat down the guy said "First time?" I told him yes and he replied "Me too." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 8:39pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend that told me he was taking a family vacation to Mexico. FML
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Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 7:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 9:12am - misc - by anonymous - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my mom called me to the laundry room after she saw a dead animal in there. I took a look and agreed we should call animal control. After ten minutes of freaking out, they finally arrived to confirm that the dead animal was the hood to my winter jacket. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home. As a volunteer, I'm not supposed to accept any money or gifts from any of the residents. However, one elderly woman kept insisting I take her gold watch. After politely refusing for the fifth time, she decided to chuck it at my face. FML
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On 08/15/2010 at 12:39am - work - by ouch (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, one of my mum's dinner guests walked in on me and my boyfriend kissing, only to let out a horrified scream. Apparently my mum had introduced my boyfriend as her son, as she is embarrassed of my real brother. FML
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On 08/14/2010 at 7:23pm - love - by incestastic - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 6:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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On 03/14/2010 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
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On 02/08/2010 at 3:21pm - love - by christian9294 - United States (Ohio)
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