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laxmtl28
  • Town/Country : mtl, canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 18 April 1987 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 53
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About laxmtl28 : lacrosse is life! work in constrution and was in the royal montreal regiment - infantry

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Today, as I was leaving Wal-mart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4606) - you deserved it (33421)

On 11/29/2011 at 10:26am - misc - by birdfoooo - United States

Today, in science class, we had to make play-dough with our lab partners. We were allowed to put one thing in it to make it more bouncy or rubbery. My partner said that he wanted to put a chicken wing in ours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17050) - you deserved it (2042)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:45am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (2795) - you deserved it (9413)

On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8950) - you deserved it (2547)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend decided that vaginal, oral, and anal sex are starting to get boring. Let's just say that my armpit is now drenched in lube. I'm afraid of what he's going to want to try once he gets bored of this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27926) - you deserved it (6495)

On 11/27/2011 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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