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Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' FML

#7683691 (131)

I agree, your life sucks (19661) - you deserved it (2052)

On 01/29/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Itsamovado - United States

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

#6760576 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (16183) - you deserved it (3208)

On 12/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Will (man) - United States

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he says: "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

#6596856 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (12171) - you deserved it (3880)

On 12/04/2009 at 7:48am - intimacy - by Not-so-sexy - United States (Washington)

Today, I filled out an application at WalMart after being unable to find a job in three months. I just graduated from law school. With honors. FML

#5193582 (170)

I agree, your life sucks (38701) - you deserved it (3221)

On 09/11/2009 at 8:10pm - work - by Thistle (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535 (392)

I agree, your life sucks (62933) - you deserved it (7530)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I didn't have any money to buy a tampon from the dispenser at my school but my hands are small enough so I can just slide them up and grab one. My hand got stuck in the dispenser and my school had to call the fire department. Now everyone calls me tampon girl. FML

#1493911 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (23358) - you deserved it (47661)

On 04/30/2009 at 3:56pm - misc - by obeezy (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5-year old for a few seconds. The guy that had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML

#253814 (47)

I agree, your life sucks (14731) - you deserved it (33546)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:45pm - work - by ADH2000 (man) - United States (New York)