About lastsinglepanda : " I'm not young enough to know everything so if stupidity got us into this, then why can't it get us out again? "
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lastsinglepanda's favorite FMLs
Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML
by rescuetheduck / 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm / Finland (Eastern Finland) / Work
by Scarred / 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by jenni6488 / 02/22/2012 at 2:56am / United Kingdom (Gateshead) / Miscellaneous
by workaholic / 02/15/2012 at 6:09am / United States (Florida) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/15/2012 at 12:18am / United States / Love
by ShylaMarie / 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm / Canada / Kids
by Sam / 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
by Reliena / 01/21/2012 at 12:47am / United States (Washington) / Love
by anonymous / 01/14/2012 at 6:42am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by shitttyyyday / 01/14/2012 at 2:47am / United States / Health
Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by YOURMOM / 12/31/2011 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymoose / 12/25/2011 at 6:39am / Switzerland (Zurich) / Animals
Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2011 at 3:09am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by ambled / 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…