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lastsinglepanda
  • Town/Country : Pretoria, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 2184
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About lastsinglepanda : " I'm not young enough to know everything so if stupidity got us into this, then why can't it get us out again? "

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Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML

#349
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22329) - you deserved it (10193)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17166) - you deserved it (3655)

On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML

#325
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17085) - you deserved it (15144)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11760) - you deserved it (55042)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45900) - you deserved it (4208)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170
41 comments

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10002) - you deserved it (26937)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

#37
291 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
40 comments

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
210 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75041) - you deserved it (30826)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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