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by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
Today, I was at a restaurant with my son when he started to choke on his food. Panicked, I grabbed the closest drink I could reach and made him gulp it down. Only when I received tons of dirty looks from people at other tables did I realize I had given him beer. My son is 8. FML
by stargirl / 07/18/2011 at 8:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by _TaToRtOt_ / 07/18/2011 at 9:08am / United States (Virginia) / Money
by Anonymous / 07/18/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by douglas / 07/17/2011 at 3:14am / United States (Washington) / Kids
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by flipnazn / 07/15/2011 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2011 at 1:02am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by turtle / 07/12/2011 at 9:26am / United States (Illinois) / Animals
by CatOwner / 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML
by dummy / 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by shit / 07/07/2011 at 3:43am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
- Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, a young woman on the subway asked me to hold her pocket mirror open in front of her. I asked… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…