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Today, I went to a club. The only guy who asked me to dance introduced himself as "Bird Dog." FML
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On 08/26/2011 at 3:35am - love - by EpicMayonnaise (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, life gave me lemons, delivering them straight to my nuts via my neighbor's tennis ball shooter. FML
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On 08/25/2011 at 12:24am - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, my house got broken into. Thankfully they didn't steal anything. They did, however, move things around into strange places and mess up my underwear. I have severe OCD, so this is probably worse than if they had taken everything. FML
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On 08/22/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by WTFwhywouldyoudothat - United Kingdom (Rotherham)
Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 3:48pm - misc - by lol - United States
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)
Today, over a year on from my parents telling me my dog had died, I went to the shelter to volunteer, and saw my old dog. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 1:51am - animals - by Dogless - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my brother told the family that if you pull on the dog's back foot then she always obeys. I later found my mom tugging on the dog's foot whispering "jump off a cliff" repeatedly. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by lala7 - United States
Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 6:20pm - love - by The_Taxman (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, my 4 year old asked to go outside and play in the sprinkler. I told him not right now because I was busy and he's too little to play outside by himself. I came out of the laundry room later to find he'd brought the sprinkler in the house and turned the water on. At least he listened. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 10:08am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I went to the movies. I was seated next to a woman who talked through the film and said: "Awwww" every time she saw a primate. I went to see 'Rise of Planet of the Apes'. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 5:54am - misc - by RensM (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was in a public toilet when a guy kicks the door in and shoves a police badge in my face, screaming for me to tell him "the path of Lemmiwinks". After a whole minute of me shitting my balls off, he bursts into laughter and tells me I've been pranked. I was too embarrassed to report him. FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 8:23pm - misc - by shitless88 (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, my grandmother sat me down and gave me a talk about the importance of personal hygiene. According to her, it's important that I shower twice a day, because "Fat people tend to have a most curious smell about them." FML
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On 08/19/2011 at 8:22pm - health - by Username - United States
Today, after a tennis lesson, the coach was picking up the stray tennis balls around the court. Trying to be helpful, I asked him, "Do you want me to grab your ball bag?" His eyeballs almost burst out of their sockets. FML
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On 08/18/2011 at 8:18pm - intimacy - by BigmouthStrikesAgain (woman) - United Kingdom
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