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lastsinglepanda
  • Town/Country : Pretoria, South Africa
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 812
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I was at the grocery store, waiting in line to pay. A man jumped me from behind, and my first reflex was to brutally elbow him in the face. I soon discovered my attacker was one of the patients at the disability house at which I work, and he was trying to hug me. FML

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On 04/10/2012 at 3:26pm - work - by rescuetheduck (woman) - Finland (Eastern Finland)

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML

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On 02/15/2012 at 12:18am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

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On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML

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On 02/02/2012 at 11:00pm - misc - by Sam (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML

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On 01/21/2012 at 12:47am - love - by Reliena (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got my period at school. I didn't notice until a boy asked me if I'd killed someone in my pants. FML

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On 01/14/2012 at 2:47am - health - by shitttyyyday - United States

Today, while I was in the break room at work, one of my coworkers walked in on me playing with my animal crackers, complete with animal noises. Now, the entire department won't stop teasing me and calling me Tarzan. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 3:55pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, my brother and I drove 3 hours to pick up our puppy. The woman we bought him from said not to put him in the cage for the ride home as he would pee for sure. She recommended I put him on my lap. Not only did he shit on the seat backing out of her driveway, he pissed on me an hour later. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML

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On 12/24/2011 at 3:04pm - misc - by ambled - United States (Pennsylvania)



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